WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
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i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
At least it was polite about it.
(Source: dadz0ne)
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone”.
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
(Source: pleatedjeans)
Does anyone else remember the emotionally-unstable candy girl called Millicent on Suite Life Of Zack And Cody?
(Source: donowitzdonny)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords)
